And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
(Source: applesteelsauce)
Basically Alyson Hannigan and Jason Segel should be a show on some cable network so Segel can be naked all the time since he seems to be into that. That show can be based around the fact that they’re running from the law after murdering Ted.
Stealing this.
*BUMP*
Personal motto.
I also made these two at various points:
I only really like Ted when he’s pretentious college!Ted. “Okay, first of all. My parents live in Ohio; I live in the moment.”
“I need to see some penguins like right now.”
“You are a gentleman and a scholar! Go into my stable and take my finest stallion. He’s yours. His name is Windjammer.”
“Are you a vampire?”
Drunk Ted is my favorite Ted the only Ted I can handle.
“The worst crossover I’ve ever seen with this series is with How I Met Your Mother. Oh my God.”
LILY: On Monday I’m gonna have to tell my kindergarten class, who I teach not to run with scissors, that my fiancé ran me through with a freakin’ broadsword!
MARSHALL: Well just to be fair, it didn’t go all the way through.
LILY: I’m sorry, is this a discussion of the degree to which you stabbed me?How I Met Your Mother 1.08 - “The Duel”
(via sleepyjean)
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Barney, you’ve always taken care of me. You are a gentleman and a scholar! Go into my stable and take my finest stallion. He’s yours. His name is Windjammer.
— Ted Mosby
Just remembered I can watch How I Met Your Mother online
Those poor kids are going to need therapy.
HELL YEA
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