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Basically Alyson Hannigan and Jason Segel should be a show on some cable network so Segel can be naked all the time since he seems to be into that. That show can be based around the fact that they’re running from the law after murdering Ted.
Barney, you’ve always taken care of me. You are a gentleman and a scholar! Go into my stable and take my finest stallion. He’s yours. His name is Windjammer.